Thursday, February 24, 2005

The road to redemption

The other night, Llama got her first in a hat-trick of punishments for her most recent, and very serious, screw up. I won't go into the details as to what she did to earn these punishments, except to say that it involved lying, deception, mis-information, and concealment. When I discovered her indiscretions, I was beyond mad. I was livid. When she mentioned that she almost lost me in her first posting, she was partly correct. More correctly, she was almost kicked to the curb by me to find her way in the world alone, shattered and shamed.

Instead, I chose to show her the error of her ways, and teach her a lesson. There are many things in this world I will tolerate with little in the way of anger, but this is not one of them. I had instructed her to arrive at my house at a set time, which to her credit she was 15 minutes early. Good start. She wanted me to know she was eager to make amends for her failure and begin the process of regaining my trust and ultimately gaining my forgiveness. I set her about some menial tasks, to set the mood for the 2 days to come. I had instructed her prior to her arrival to clear her calendar for a few days, call out of work, and make herself unavailable to anyone but me. This, she did.

I began with informing her that her role for the next couple days was to serve me, totally and without question. She readily agreed, a spark in her eyes. I could tell she thought that would mean sexually. I had other plans for her, to start with. She would need to earn the privilege of sex, of any kind, with me. To do that, she would be stripped of her comforts. I had already placed out a bucket, scrub brush, broom, dust pan and cleaning solutions in the kitchen for her before she arrived. I instructed her to sweep the kitchen floor, then scrub it on her hands and knees. She was pensive, but knew there were many other tasks to follow. She asked a few questions about specifics on how I wanted things done, then removed her sweatshirt and went into the kitchen to begin her task. I sat in the living room for a moment or two, watching her in her shorts and skin-tight t-shirt as she worked. Her lovely body beginning to sweat from the physical exertion. Good. I wanted her to work hard. I informed her I was going out for a brief period to handle some business, and I expected her to be finished when I returned.

When I arrived back about 30 minutes later, she was finishing up the last corner and emptying the dirty water from the bucket. She had done a good job, and had I so had the desire to do so, I could have eaten off that floor. I told her to get me a drink and I sat back in the recliner and turned on the TV. She delivered my beverage and stood, waiting for her next set of instructions. I instructed her to strip naked, which she did readily - revealing her lovely body to me. I always love to see her body, no matter what the context. I then instructed her to kneel beside my chair on the floor, which she did. I informed her that she should get used to this position, because it was her new place with me from now on, until told otherwise. She simply nodded and replied "Yes, Master".

After a few minutes, I asked her if she was ready to proceed. She again simply replied "Yes, Master" and I instructed her to stand, go to the bathroom and take a shower to remove the grime from her floor scrubbing. She asked what I wanted her attired in upon her return, did I want her in a particular outfit. She has a nice little selection of lingerie and fetish attire that I often want her dressed in when we are alone or playing. I told her that she had not yet earned the right of clothing around me, and that she was to return naked, once more. She nodded and headed for the bathroom. She took her time in the shower, at least 30 minutes. This was fine with me. I was in no rush, and had all night to get her initial punishment underway.

When she returned, she smelled sweet of perfume and lotion, her concoction that she knows I enjoy. Without hesitation or question, she found her assigned place next to me and began to kneel. She stopped herself when she saw my glass was empty and inquired if I wanted her to fetch me another. I nodded, and she took the glass and went into the kitchen. I called after her, telling her she could have something if she wanted. She returned with two glasses, handed me mine, and knelt in her assigned spot. She looked up to me,w aiting for permission to partake of her beverage. Again, I merely nodded. We stayed there for perhaps 30 minutes or so.

I finally broke the silence, by asking her if she was prepared for her punishment session to begin. With a deep breath and a bit of hesitation, she said she was. I told her to get into the bedroom, and retrieve my equipment bag from it's storage place. When I joined her a few moments later, she was seated on the end of the bed, and the bag was set upon the dresser. I had her stand and face me. I told her she was going to receive the 1st of her 3 punishments. She would be paddled this night, and did she have anything to say before we began. She simply said she was sorry for having disappointed me and wanted to pay for it in full. I had her turn to face the bed, spread her legs and lean over the bed, resting her head and chest on the bed. I asked her if she felt that she needed to be restrained for this. She said yes, she was not sure if she could take what was to come without it.

I bound her at the waist to the foot of the bed, snugly cinching her down. I was looking at her lovely ass, her butt plug firmly inserted. She is under standing orders to have her butt plug inserted in her tight little ass every night, and sometimes all day. This serves as a constant reminder to her as to who owns her ass. Her breathing became ragged and her pulse quickened, awaiting what was to come. She began to sweat. I waited. I stood there for perhaps 4 or 5 minutes before I began. I didn't want her to tense up. I wanted her to relax and to deliver the first of her 40 blows when she didn't expect it. When I saw her relax a bit and the tension begin to fade from her body, I swung the paddle silently through the air and struck her right buttock full and hard. She yelped, and began to squirm under the ropes. Again and again I delivered slow, even, and measured stroke with the paddle. After about 8, she was sobbing uncontrollably and begging me to stop. I kept my steady rhythm, as she writhed under the ropes used to restrain her to the bed. By the time I had reached 20 strokes, she was screaming at me to stop. Begging, pleading, cursing. I took a short pause, the half-way mark. I let her gain her footing under her, she had slid down onto the bed completely. I adjusted the ropes to cinch her down to the bed once more and continued on with the strokes. As before, hard, even and measured. By the time I reached the 40th stroke, her ass and upper thighs were a dark crimson red, with some dark blue and purple blood blisters formed in the center where the majority of the strokes had landed.

I set the paddle aside, and untied the ropes. I helped her up and told her to compose herself, then we would talk. I left her alone to work through the pain and her behavior. I found out later she slid to the floor and sobbed on the carpet. After about 20 minutes, I was just getting ready to go check on her when she emerged from the bedroom and took her place kneeling beside me on the floor. Her eyes were red and swollen from her crying, and her butt was a mass of red, blue, black and purple. She looked to me, waiting for what was to come next. I asked her if she was ok, and she said she hurt, and was sorry for taking her punishment so poorly. She wanted so badly to prove herself, that she completely missed the fact that I expected exactly this kind of reaction from her during the punishment. This was the first major punishment I had ever administered her since taking her as my submissive. She was not trained yet to deal with it. I assured her it was ok, and that I was not displeased with her performance. She was surprised by this, and I could see the relief on her face. We stayed there for a while, and finally she asked if she may please me. I agreed, and she took down my shorts and began to take my growing member in her mouth. She worked for a long while, teasing me, licking and sucking - knowing exactly what I like and what I want her to do to me.

Finally, I told her to stand and return to the bedroom. I followed her a moment later and laid on the bed. I told her to undress me, after which I rolled over onto my stomach. She asked if she may massage me and then serve me further. I agreed. She read my mind, and that is a very good thing. She expertly massaged my sore back and shoulders, then worked her way down all the way to my feet. She asked me to turn over if I was ready, and she did the same on my front, skipping my throbbing penis. When she had worked her way to my toes, she asked if she may continue. I nodded - and she did. After a few more minutes of her sucking on me, I was about ready to explode. However, I had other plans for her. I sat up and told her to get off the bed and stand at the foot of it. I stood next to her, turning her and placing her back in the same position she had been in during her paddling. For a brief moment, I think she thought more punishment was to come. Until the lubricant dripped down the crack of her ass - then she knew. "Ohhhhh.... Master - you know I like it when you do that" she purred. "Master?" she asked, "Will you please take me in the ass tonight?"

I had already intended to do so, but hearing those words made my cock jump up and get even bigger. I slid on a condom and slowly worked the head past her tight, puckered hole. Slowly, in and out I worked it. She groaned and wiggled. I felt the head pass through the sphincter with a gentle 'pop' and she squealed. "Oh, yes Master! More! Give it all to me! Make me yours! Fuck my ass hard, make me your whore" she groaned through ragged breaths. I love it when she talks dirty like that, and my cock was throbbing as I picked up the pace, pumping in and out of her ass. It didn't take long, she was grunting, begging for more from me. All the attention she had applied to me with her mouth was too much, and I shot my load deep into her just as she began to buck hard against me, and squeal with the exquisite pleasure of the pain.

She fell to the bed, a sweaty, messed heap. I grinned in the dim light and went to the bathroom to clean up. After which, I sent her to do the same. I went about a few tasks around the house, and returned to the bedroom to find all the items neatly returned to the equipment bag, and Llama laying in bed, under the covers, in that dreamy state just before sleep. I crawled into bed with her, held her close and told her how much I loved her. I gave her a tender kiss, and we fell asleep, her nestled on my shoulder.

I really do lover her, and having to punish her brings no overly large amount of pleasure. Sure, I like to spank her or flog her for fun, when we are playing and I knew it gets her excitement level up. But paddling her, and the rest that is to come for her screw up, really does not turn me on. However, some things must be done. She needs to learn these lessons. Hopefully, she will not make the same mistakes a second time.

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

So nice to meet you...

Hey there fellow bloggers. I figured it was time to say hello to y’all. As you might have read, my name is Llama. My Master gave me that nickname and I have to say, I love it. All He has to do is say it and I can’t help but smile.

I’m a young woman who has had the pleasure of discovering that she’s a submissive and has been even luckier in finding an amazing Master. He helped me discover that part of myself and is helping me become the submissive I wish to be and that He wants me to be. I did realize early in my sexual experiences that I liked to be controlled in the bedroom. I was never comfortable in taking the lead and preferred to be told what to do. I didn’t know there was a name for it. I also had the very unfortunate experience of someone taking advantage of my submissive tendencies. Thankfully he stopped before he did something really stupid. It was enough to scare the shit out of me though. Master knows the story and I’m glad to I know He’ll never hurt me in that way.

When the subject of D/s relationships came up with us, I was cautious at first. It took a bit of time and research on my part to find out that this is truly how I felt. It is a difficult thing to get used to but it’s something I want. I want to serve Him and give Him everything I am. And in return I will get to experience love that I’ve never known and will always have His protection and guidance.

Right now, we do have our share of difficulties and things will be hard in the future. Master lives seperatly from me and it does make it difficult to maintain our lifestyle sometimes. There are times that I need to be with Him, times that I need Him to comfort me, times that I need Him to correct me, and I can’t have that just yet. Master knows that all He has to do is tell me to move in and I'll start packing.

As He also mentioned, I’ve managed to screw up more than a couple of times. The most serious involved my breaking his trust. For that, I have my share of punishments ahead. I’ve already had one punishment for my indiscretion and I’m not happy with how I handled it at all. After four very brisk strokes with a paddle, I was already begging Him to stop, through my sobbing. My knees damn near went out on me. I’m glad He had given me the option of being restrained. I’m not sure why I handled it so poorly but when he started paddling me, something somewhere snapped.

I found myself very confused all of the sudden. I couldn’t understand why He would paddle me so hard when He loves me so much. I don’t understand how or why He would want to do such a thing. On top of everything, I’m quite stressed out with the spot I find myself in here at my home and I found myself very angry. Angry at Him for hitting me, angry with myself for allowing Him to do so. I still had faint nail marks in my right hand from digging my nails into my palm yesterday. After He had finished, he left me in the room to compose myself and I simply slid down to the floor and sobbed into the carpet. I was so ashamed of myself for not taking my punishment as I should have and ashamed that I hurt Him so badly to warrant him punishing me as such.

I still have punishments coming and Master has told me that they will be worse. Frankly, I’m scared to death but know that I deserve them. I need to know that He has forgiven me. I’m not sure that I’ll be able to forgive myself but only time will heal my Master, our relationship, and me. His handy work can still be seen on my hindquarters and I find that my muscles hurt after walking back and forth all day. Part of me wants to ask for no more punishment but I can’t do that. I know that deserve them even if I can’t handle them. I’m told that they will help me to forgive myself.

Master also mentioned that I have given Him complete control of my choices. This may sound weird to those not familiar with this lifestyle but I’m very comfortable with letting Him make choices for me. He has my best interest at heart. Sometimes it is very hard to listen to him but I dare not disobey. I disobeyed once and thought I lost Him forever. Never again. I don’t ever want to feel that way again. So, I bitch and complain sometimes but ultimately listen.

I still have quite a ways to go until I reach my ‘state of grace’ so to speak. I want to be collared and owned. I have another want along with my collar that will mean just as much in a vanilla sense. I want to be the best slave and woman I can be, for Him and for myself. We both deserve my best effort.

What we’re dealing with in our lives will hopefully only make us stronger. I don’t want to fall apart because of the happenings in our daily lives and hope that we will one day make a life together. Only time will tell whether or not we make it. But I can say that we’ve probably survived in part to our choice to enter the D/s lifestyle. And the other part is due to true love and hope for the future.

Well, that’s my introduction. Master has his hands full with me. But I want nothing more than to make it work. I was afraid to take the leap because I didn’t want to fall. And somehow He caught me and is helping me to fly. Hopefully I’ll be able to fill this blog with our adventures and the great times we’ll have together. It’ll be an on-going story; drama, comedy, sadness, perseverance, anger, hard times, true love, and (hopefully) an ultimately happy ending. And you get to read it all here, from both angles! How lucky are you guys??

The Innagural Post

Greetings, and welcome to what I hope is only the first of many posts on this new Blog. There is so much to say, share, and experience. Some background info, to start.

Each of us have other Blogs, but this one we are doing together, and dedicating strictly and solely to our lifestyle choice.

She has never been with a Dom before. Within the last year, she has realized her submissive tendencies and desires to be taken, trained, controlled, molded, guided and used. She is eager, willing, smart, funny, and very head-strong. In a nutshell, a challenge for me. I have never had a brand new submissive before. It will take time, patience, understanding and perserverance to make her into what I already know will be a fine submissive, slave, and woman.

Our relationship started out as vanilla as can be, with hintings on her part of things she wanted to try and experience, unsure of how I would react. She had no idea that I had Dominant tendencies, had fulfilled them in the past, had lived the lifestyle, and was missing that life in my everyday routine.

I took her hints, and made a leap of faith. I confided in her my true nature, and she was extremely interested, aroused, and pleased. We began talking about the possibilities of us persuing this lifestyle, together. She had some hard choices to make. She needed to be willing to be trained, be stripped of her rights and priviliages. She had to be able to accept the fact that I would tell her what to do, when to do it, and how to do it. She had to accept my judgement in all things regarding her life, and she did. She has given herself to me. Completely, totally, and without question. She is still very much the novice, but she is learning quickly.

She has managed to screw up a few times, once even pretty badly. For her indescretions, she has earned some punishments, some easy, some much more severe. She has a few lessons coming to her, in fact. Our schedules are such that we can't drop everything and get together whenever we want. I take some solice in the fact that if I wanted her with me 24/7, all I have to do is tell her so and she would drop her current life and move in with me. I don't want her to do that yet. Maybe soon, but not yet.

We were playing a board game one night, and she was losing terribly. One of the words that came up as an answer was Llama, and it became a bit of a running joke for us. Hence, her nickname was born.

There are so many things she already loves doing, and so many things I love doing to her. Since we do not live together, we don't have a 24/7 relationship per say. We do, however have as close to it as we can. If there is any type of decision to be made in her life that is more important than what she is having for lunch, she will contact me to ask my thoughts on the matter. I encourage this, and had suggested limiting her decision privilages. It was Llama's idea, to actually relinquish all control of her life to me, even though we are not together 24/7.

When it comes to sex, she has always been a submissive, she just didn't realize it until recently. She didn't know there was a term for it. She only knew she prefered to be controlled in bed, not taking the lead, not exactly being told what to do, but allowing her partner to be the more aggressive and guide how things went. She has found out since being with me she thoroughly enjoys being told what to do, sexually. She is eager to please, and loves to serve. She does this without question, or hesitation. Since we have been together, she has also found out that she really likes bondage. She loves having no control at all, being taken and used for my pleasure, then her own when I see fit to allow her a release.

She has very little in the way of limits, so far. She has told me on more than one occasion, to use her as I see fit. Take her, anyway I want. She submits to my whims and will with grace, dignity, and style. Whether she is bound or not, she is totally willing to do whatever I want, or have done to her whatever I want. We have had sessions where she is bound, gagged, blindfolded, her lovely nipples clamped, a vibrator in her pussy and a plug in her ass. She only wants more. She loves for me to spank her and to flog her. Not for punishment, but for pleasure. Punishments come in different forms, usually with a whipping or a canning. Those, thankfully, are not frequently needed. When they are, she takes them without complaint and learns her lessons from them.



This list was borrowed from another blog, and borrowed and borrowed. I thought it would be a good way to get some basic facts out about us. If it is Bold, I have done it. If it is italicised, Llama has done it. If it is both bold and italicised, we have both done, either together or with someone else.

Here goes;


01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said 'I love you' and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea (from the shoreline, that counts,right?)
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game

17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby's diaper (or 12,000)
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Gotten drunk on champagne
25. Given more than you can afford to charity
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28. Had a food fight
29. Bet on a winning horse (even if it was only $1)
30. Taken a sick day when you're not ill
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Held a lamb
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath (Does doing the Polar Bear Club count?)
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40. Seen a total eclipse
41. Ridden a roller coaster

42. Hit a home run
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was
looking (Yeah, but I was drunk)
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48. Had two hard drives for your computer
49. Visited all 50 states (42 and counting)
50. Loved your job for all accounts
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53. Had amazing friends
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watched wild whales
56. Stolen a sign
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip
59. Rock climbing

60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice
61. Midnight walk on the beach
62. Sky diving
63. Visited Ireland
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
66. Visited Japan
67. Benchpressed your own weight
68. Milked a cow
69. Alphabetized your records
70. Pretended to be a superhero
71. Sung karaoke
(Again, I was drunk)
72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. Posed nude in front of strangers
74. Scuba diving
75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theater
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it
81. Visited the Great Wall of China
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84. Started a business (sort of)
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken - so far, so good....
86. Toured ancient sites
87. Taken a martial arts class
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95. Gotten divorced
96. Had sex at the office (Well, it was at work, but not in an office)
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch
99. Won first prize in a costume contest
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice
101. Gotten a tattoo (Not yet, anyway)
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on

103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
105. Got flowers for no reason
106. Masturbated in a public place - if driving counts, than yes
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
109. Performed on stage
110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one-night stand
114. Gone to Thailand
115. Seen Siouxsie live
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone (yes, if you count the South Bronx or Camden, NJ after dark)
118. Buried one/both of your parents
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120. Been on a cruise ship
121. Spoken more than one language fluently
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check
124. Performed in Rocky Horror
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children - not yet...
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Called or written your Congress person
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over to be with the one you love - not yet....
134. ...more than once? - More than thrice?
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
137. Had an abortion or your female partner did
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
140. Wrote articles for a large publication

141. Lost over 100 pounds
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone's heart
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a T.V. game show
149. Broken a bone- not technically but I'm counting multiple stress fractures
150. Killed a human being
151. Gone on an African photo safari
152. Ridden a motorcycle
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157. Ridden a horse
158. Had major surgery
159. Had sex on a moving train
160. Had a snake/lizard as a pet
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
165. Visited all 7 continents
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167. Eaten kangaroo meat
168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169. Been a sperm or egg donor
170. Eaten sushi
171. Had your picture in the newspaper
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
175. Gone back to school
176. Parasailed
177. Changed your name
178. Petted a cockroach
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
180. Read The Iliad
181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187. Skipped all your school reunions
188. Communicated with someone without using the phone
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
195. Had a booth at a street fair
196. Dyed your hair
197. Been a DJ
198. Found out someone was going to dump you via blog
199. Written your own role playing game
200. Been arrested
201. Watched someone masturbate in a public place
202. Had a threesome

203. Watched another couple have sex
204. Had sex in the same room as another couple
205. Watched porn with your partner
206. Taken sexually explicit photos of your partner
207. Of someone other than your partner
208. Had a foursome or more
209. Been tied up
210. Tied someone up
211. Had sex without orgasm
212. Had sex for your own satisfaction, not caring about your partner
213. Went cow tipping
214. Went toilet papering
215. Made prank phone calls
216. Played practical jokes on fellow co-workers
217. Been shot at
218. Shot at someone
219. Been hunting
220. Played RODEO in bed (if you need an explination, e-mail me)
221. Been drunk enough to wake up not knowing where you are
222. Taken advantage of a drunk man/woman you wanted to have sex with
223. Role played in bed
224. Pretended your partner was someone else
225. Quit your job without giving notice for a better one

226. Quit your job with no idea what you would do next
227. Left marks on your lover
228. Got naked in public on a dare
229. Been thrown out of a bar or club
230. Been in a police chase
231. Been in the back of an ambulance
232. Used a swear word in church
234. Broken into a house (for any reason)
- my own, I was locked out...lol
235. Been escorted off your job
236. Shoplifted (but I was a kid)
237. Had road rage and acted on it
238. Bought a doughnut for a cop
239. Driven drunk
240. Walked out of a class while the teacher was talking
241. Pulled a fire alarm
242. Carried a concealed firearm
243. Driven off-road for fun
244. Failed your drivers license test - by one damn question
245. Been in more than one time zone in one day
246. Driven cross country (US)
247. Know what a 'Murder Burger" is and have eaten them
248. Gone out in the middle of the night looking for an open diner
249. Gone on a road trip with no planned destination
250. Gone to the store in your pajamas

251. Paid for any item over $1.oo - all in pennies
252. Driven more than an hour to see a lover
253. Had a flat tire with no spare
254. Gotten a ticket - other than for speeding
255. Been pulled over for no good reason
256. Driven around trying to find a place to eat you actually want to eat in
257. Hidden from someone so you wouldn't have to confront them
258. Had a physical fight with your best friend
259. Had a sexual experience in a moving vehicle
260. Have been so broke you had to use pocket change to get gas, beer or smokes
261. Spent more than 12 hours straight online
262. Had cyber sex
263. Had cyber sex while at work
264. Have used an online dating site
265. Called in dead to work when you ran out of sick days
266. Went fishing, skiing, golfing, or shopping when you were supposed to be at work
267. Called in a large pizza order and had it delivered to an un-suspecting person
268. Gone through the drive thru at McDonalds and ordered a Whopper
269. Called out the wrong name during sex
270. Ever called an ex up for no-strings attached sex, because they were good
271. Ran out of gas
272. Been caught by the cops when 'parking'
273. Skipped school as kid to be a Mall Rat
274. Rolled a car over
275. Left a lover on the side of the road after a car fight
276. Played hide & seek in a corn field - I played it in the woods, at night....woohoo!
277. Fallen asleep in class because you were smarter than the instructor
278. Heckled a bad comedian
279. (For the men) Taken a woman to a strip club
280. (For the girls) Been in a strip club
281. Watched a friend die
282. Been to a bull fight
283. Felt an earthquake
284. Had a Hurricane Party
285. Been to Key West
286. Been in a submarine
287. Been to Washington, DC

288. Hiked any part of the Appalachian Trail
289. Fallen asleep during sex

290. Walked out of a movie
291. Crashed a wedding reception
292. Snuck into a Movie, concert, show, etc.
293. Seen a Broadway play
294. Chosen TV over sex
295. Gone ice fishing
296. Driven a car across a frozen lake
297. Ever thrown up on a roller coaster
298. Kept the change when you got too much back for something
299. Swiped your friends fries while they weren't looking
300. Placed a to-go order and not go pick it up
301. Order from the drive-thru and tell them it's To Go

302. Bought a begger a meal
303. Helped a stranded motorist
304. Picked up a hitchhiker
305. Been to Mount Rushmore
306. Been in a Rodeo
307. Worked at a carnival or fair for a living
308. Laughed so hard, that your drink came out your nose
309. Used a gag on someone, and it wasn't a sexual experience
310. Been on a plane during an emergency landing
311. Had your house searched by police
312. Been a witness in a court case
313. Had your house broken into
314. Served on jury duty
315. Owed money on a car that no longer ran
316. Drove a car with fictitious license plates
317. You have something other than your ears pierced
318. You have more than 1 tattoo
319. (For the women) You have flirted with a cop to get out of a ticket
320. Ever had to call the fire department because of your cooking
321. Ever been to the World Trade Center before 9-11
322. You have ever been accused of being homosexual
323. Ever caused an accident and fled the scene
324. Dialed the wrong phone number by mistake, and struck up a conversation anyway
325. Laughed at someone else when they did something dumb and got hurt
326. Have bought a vibrator as a gift
327. Bought lingerie for a co-worker for their birthday
328. Called the White House and asked to speak to the President
329. Lied on your job application or resume to get a job
330. Brought a beer to a movie theater
331. Fallen asleep while getting your hair cut
332. Sent porn to your lover by e-mail
333. Reset the clocks at work to screw everyone's day up
334. Poured ice water on someone in the shower
335. Been so tired you've fallen asleep eating

336. Gone to a fancy restaurant and ordered a cheeseburger and fries
337. Shot at a road sign
338. Taken out a mailbox with a baseball bat from a moving car
339. Riden in the back of a pick-up truck...... in winter
340. Gone off-roading in the back of a pick-up truck with a keg of beer
341. Gotten lost going home
342. Been to the Hoover Dam
343. Asked the clerk at a lingerie store to model something you were buying as a gift
344. Gotten a date at the drive thru
345. Hit a deer with a car
346. Gave money to a panhandler on the street
347. Gone snow skiing wearing shorts
348. Been scuba diving
349. Seen an aligator in the road
350. Woke you lover up from a sound sleep to have sex
351. Been too drunk to golf
352. Pretended to be someone else to get into an event
353. Tried to pass gas and soiled your underwear instead
354. Been in a prison (for any reason)
355. Been driven home in a police car
356. Stolen a friends boyfriend / girlfriend away from them
357. Been married more than once
358. Gone on a blind date and ditched them half way through
359. Proved your boss wrong
360. Used the company gas card to fill the tank on your own car
361. Gotten drunk at work
362. Paged yourself over the intercom at work
363. Been the person making the 'rescue call' for a friend on a blind date
364. Dated someone with more than 4 piercings, not counting ears
365. Sucked on someones toes
366. Stopped a stranger from driving drunk
367. Been to Columbia
368. Asked a cop where the nearest bar or liquor store was
369. Been to a cock fight
370. Bet on a greyhound race
371. Won any amount of money on the lottery
372. Moved a friends car so they couldn't find it
373. Locked your keys in the car
374. Spent more than 5 minutes staring into a refrigerator trying to decide what to eat

375. Handcuffed someone and left them in a compromising position, and left
376. Had a water fight while at work
377. Played paintball
378. Had to go to work without any underwear because you forgot to do laundry
379. Worn your lovers clothes
380. Forgot to return a library book, and found it years later
381. Ordered a meal at a restaurant and left before the food came
382. Ate so much you had to throw up to feel better
383. Caught someone having sex in a public place
384. Been hurt and on crutches more than once
385. Broke up with someone by phone, e-mail, or instant message
386. Gone to Victorias Secret to watch the women shop
387. Paid cash for a new car
388. Used a credit card for a purchase of less than a dollar
389. Been in a helicopter

390. Eaten edible underwear off your lover
391. Gone streaking
392. Had a car accident involving a police car
393. Had sex in front of a fireplace
394. Poured hot wax on your lover
395. Gone hunting for buried treasure
396. Had sex with your best friend (of the opposite sex) just to see what it would be like
397. Have spent more than $100.00 at one time in a sex shop
398. Have gone looking for your car keys and they were in your pocket
399. Gone out to eat and skipped out on the check
400. Been to Niagra Falls


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